Bonus Scene
Inessa: Don’t take this the wrong way…
Eoghan: Is this like when you told me my aftershave stank after you gave birth to Felix?
Inessa: It didn’t stink before
Eoghan: Yes, I know – hormones
Eoghan: The same hormones that still make you cry whenever we watch Pride & Prejudice?
Eoghan: How many times is that now btw?
Inessa: You’re the best husband ever
Inessa: I can’t believe you watch it with me every April 9th
Eoghan: I can’t either
Eoghan: The same hormones that make you hangry all the time?
Inessa: Technically, I was always hangry before
Inessa: I just was better at hiding it
Eoghan: ☹️ I don’t like that
Eoghan: You shouldn’t hide health things from me
Inessa: Don’t worry. You get the ‘warts and all’ version of me now lol
Inessa: Speaking of…
Eoghan: Warts?
Inessa: 🤢
Inessa: Have you noticed that your voice sounds different?
Eoghan: Huh?
Inessa: Your voice
Eoghan: It’s changed?
Eoghan: I didn’t think hormones affected hearing
Inessa: I didn’t think so either
Inessa: Haven’t you noticed that?
Eoghan: Not particularly lol
Eoghan: How do I sound now?
Inessa: Still sexy. Just… different.
Inessa: I think it might be something to do with Serena Akeroyd
Eoghan: Not her again 🤦
Eoghan: What’s she done now?
Inessa: I think she’s turned Filthy Richer into an audiobook. I’ll find out tomorrow when she sends her newsletter. But I think she might have re-recorded Filthy Rich and Filthy Richer 🤔
Eoghan: www.serenaakeroyd.com/newsletter – that’s her newsletter, right?
Inessa: That’s right. How did you know?
Eoghan: I’d say don’t ask but you’d ask anyway – Conor
Inessa: Huh.
Eoghan: I think you should come find me and whisper something in my ear
Eoghan: So I can make an educated guess about whether or not your voice has changed too
Inessa: Whisper, though? You won’t hear me that well
Eoghan: Precisely
Inessa: I think I should be offended
Eoghan: Nope. I just put Bump down for a nap.
Inessa: He isn’t a Bump anymore
Eoghan: No, he isn’t. He’s a lot nosier and tends to wake up when I make his mom moan
Inessa: True
Inessa: Whereabouts are you?
Eoghan: I’m about to be in our bedroom
Inessa: OMW
Eoghan: QUIETLY!! Don’t wake him up!
Inessa: 🫡
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